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So much has changed over
the years in the music profession.
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Some of you
may, like me, remember a time when there were hardly enough
brass players to cover all the gigs that were going on in any one
evening, and half of those were duff ones (the gigs, of course; not the players).
When you told a fixer that you were unavailable for a date, they would
say, "Oh, but please!"
Now, sadly,
there are far more players than are necessary for the work
available (good ones, too) and half of them, it seems, spending a lot
of time phoning up and cringing to fixers. Having realised this,
fixers, conductors, producers etc. are becoming increasingly
picky about what they expect from musicians.
Twenty years
ago, I could get through a whole recording session without
using dynamics. If the guys in the box were silly enough to ask for
something quieter, you just put your mouth near the mike and whispered
"If you look at your mixing desk, you'll see a slider or knob with
<insert whatever instrument
you're playing> written
underneath
it. Pull it towards you or turn it anti-clockwise." That would usually
shut them up.
Some engineers would try to get a whole chart or movement
in one take "so that it would sound like a performance". This was
actually so they wouldn't have to do any real work. When someone
buys a recording, they don't want it to sound like a performance, they
want it to sound good. That's why punching-in and editing were
invented. I always used to carry a pair of cheap scissors and a roll of
sellotape, which I would (during the break) place conspicuously in
front of where the engineer was sitting. Nowadays, you have to buy a
pro. recording magazine, cut out an advert for the latest software, use
a marker pen to highlight the bit about its editing features and put
that there instead. Alternatively, you can smilingly engage them in
conversation during the break, tell them what a marvellous job they're
doing and then earnestly ask why digital editing has become so
difficult and why your home version of Pro Tools has so many more
editing features than their software.
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What can be done about Dynamics?
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The punters always very quickly get used to what they're
hearing and regard that as a norm. It is important, therefore, whether
in a rehearsal or a session, to look at what's on the stand, decide
what is a reasonable dynamic level, and then begin by
playing well above that. First impressions are important. If
subsequently they decide that you're playing too loud (which, of
course, you are), it's easy to notch the volume down considerably, thus
creating the impression that you're a good player. Having established
this, you can usually gradually start to increase your volume again
without them noticing.
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Punctuality
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Never arrive late for a gig. If it's a session, get
there at least an hour and a half early and put your instrument on the
easiest chair. If this is already taken, then be sure to check the
music as soon as it's put out. Session orchestrators will sometimes
write higher for a second chair than for a third chair. Bruckner's
first job was as a session orchestrator.
Even if it's a rehearsal, you can probably grab an easier chair if
you're there early. It's possible that the seating hasn't been
allocated, but if it has, you can still say something like "Look, I
hope you don't mind, but my two year old child hit me in the mouth with
a tent-peg just before I left for work.". If you have a two year old
child, this will probably be true. If you don't, still use the same
excuse. Musicians breed at such an alarming rate that no one can
remember how many children they've got, and they themselves, spending
so much time on tour, are sometimes not sure. Can you name any of your
colleagues' children? Of course not.
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Always try to look as though you know what you're doing and as
though you are actually interested in the heap of dross on the stand in
front of you and as though you have respect for the conductor and you
like the fixer. Such are their egos, that most fixers will actually
beleive this. Practise smiling into a mirror. Never try to be a hero.
There will undoubtedly be better players than you on the date, so try
to "hide behind them" when things get difficult.
If you think you may have had too much to drink, never answer the
conductor (or anyone else) verbally, but always just nod your head
(with eye contact and a smile) and give a thumbs-up sign. This is quite
easy as long as you don't have to stand up. It will amaze you when you
realise how many other people on the session are following the same
advice, and are, therefore, probably as drunk as you are.
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