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Never get lost again with new
"Satz-Nav"

From Diri-Gent Systems of Hamburg

Diri-Gent's computers have analysed over 10,000 hours of video evidence of the technical incompetence of some of the most highly paid and celebrated charlatans on the international conducting scene. Now it can help you "Spot The Beat" when all else fails.

 Is this possible?
Of course it is.
But how does it work?
 

Your own part is displayed digitally on a 24 inch TFT  (Tracking Frenzied Twitchings) Monitor. Markers indicate the bar and beat the performance has reached.  A video camera, trained on the conductor, analyses his (or her) beat, compares what it sees with its own incompetence database and cross-references this with a score of the work being performed. A window in the top right of the screen shows an image of a "Virtual Conductor" beating correctly. It is recommended that you follow this.

"Satz-Nav"
comes in three versions.

Kleinkunst             500.00 eu.
Halbkunst              750.00 eu.
Totalkunst            1000.00 eu.

All available via Duffchops.com

Turn your Dirigent into a Real Gent
with Satz-Nav