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Like many prominent musicians who have made a fortune from their extraordinary abilities as players, Old Duffer has finally sold up and semi-retired to a tax haven several hundreds of yards South of Portsmouth.


Since doing so, he has become very interested and involved in local seafarers' traditions.
You don't have to be a millionaire to give your instrument that expensive look.

The glueing of shells to boxes and table lamps is a part of our great British maritime tradition.
Send me your favourite mouthpiece, and I will, for a reasonable fee, return it to you encrusted with expensive marine animal shells.
Send me a photograph of your embouchure, so that I can avoid "cutting edge" technology!



 

Go for it!
Win the Shell Competition without playing a note!
 

One of our highly skilled Shell-Gluers at work
Shell Gluer
Using delicate instruments and special solvents, Esmeralda turns an everyday box into a coveted work of art.

ShellBox


Other Seafaring Crafts Part 1

Ship in a glass

Everyone knows about a "Ship In A Bottle"
and how it's done.
But what about a "Ship In A Glass"?
Amazing!
Can this be possible?