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What is there to look forward to on
Duff Chops?
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1) With each harvest time,
come the mysterious "Horn
Circles". Some say they are the work of
Aliens.
All will be revealed (in depth).
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We talk to "Varmer Joiles" about
the strange phenomena which appear
every year in his fields.
(In 2006, he received an award for being the farmer who was most
out
standing in his field.)
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Preview: (not Yet
Available)
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Film
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2) We look forward to
"Duffchops" first feature film:
"The Sixth Valve"
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It is hoped that this film
will star Bruce Willis, although we haven't approached him yet and he
will probably refuse if he sees the script and finds out we haven't got
any money, so it will most likely end up starring some bloke you've
never heard of, like a film I rented last week. It wasn't bad, though.
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Audition the Sound Track
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Everyone thinks
that Juan Moore has a horn with 5 valves. In fact, it has an ethereal
sixth valve, but only he, a psychic little boy and dead people can see
it.
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A
Photograph of The Valve:
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(If
you can't see it, you're not dead)
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Watch out also
for our forthcoming on line comic strip:
"The
Break Runner"
Artwork in progress.
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Some Musical Theme Films Available
on DVD from Duffchops:
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Repertoire Dogs
The
Magnificent Seventh
Ocean's Eleventh
The
Gums Of Navarone
Horn
Three
Blastaway
Conn
Air
About
Schmid
The
Texas Cold Sore Massacre
The
Man Who Went Down a Fifth, and Came Up a Semitone
The
Importance of Being Hornists
The Loneliness of The Long Distance Money
Dennis Brainspotting
Phone Bill
Dep in Venice
Lord of The Rims
Pucker Lips Now
The Last Emperor Concerto
Total Retake
The Return Of The 'King Model 2269'
The Touring In Pernod
For Whom The Bell's Holes? (Baroque Horror)
Journey To The Centre Of The Note
Paxman Returns
The Fixer Sometimes Rings Once
Gum-Fight for an O.K. Chorale ( Last-Take Pressing Horror )
Forest Dump (Inadeaquate Facilities Drama)
A Fridge Too Far (Classic Minibar Thriller)
Old Member (Ageist Duffer Sacking Movie)
Copelander
The Heroes of Telly Bach (Brandenburg I on Film)
E.T. (Yorkshire Musicians' Tea-Break Documentary)
D.I.Y. Section:
Paint Your Wagner
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Non Musical
Sequels and ReMakes:
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"Catcher in The Rye" sequel:
"Catcher Later"
ReMake of "One Hour
Photo" starring Telly Savalas:
"Kodak"
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